Completely ripped off

From Buffy

I AM: completely f*ing exhausted
I WANT: a vacation home
I HATE: road rage
I LOVE: my children

I MISS: B and I when we were 23
I FEAR: Losing the life B and I currently lead.
I HEAR: Frogs croaking
I WONDER: when Brian will get home from work tonight
I REGRET: Oy, too many

I AM NOT: close minded
I DANCE: All The Time. Literally. Others may be embarrased by my shenanigans, but I can guarantee you, I will not lay on my death bed and say " You know what? You know the one thing I didn't do enought of? I wish I had danced more" Because, God, I dance. A Lot. HOPEFULLY with my top on, but I guarantee nothing. After all, an artist has to move.
I SING: Always. Loud. Off Key.

I AM NOT ALWAYS: dignified
I MAKE WITH MY HANDS: kick ass guacamole, and some other things B probably doesn't want me to mention
I WRITE: right here baby
I CONFUSE: my left and my right
I NEED: to lose weight
I SHOULD: lose weight
I START: a martini
I FINISH: a martini






OK, I am going to tag, my Nov 98er's (Jen, Jenni, Red, Misty), and the DBC gals !
Have fun....