There goes our meal ticket...
Today D had her basketball game.
Now Dags is usually like, "really tall"....She has always been "really tall" which when you are two, means you are like 36 inches and OMG, you are "really tall" Now seeing as how she comes from "really tall" parents we aren't "really impressed" that she's *almost* 58 inches tall because whatever, I can still ( usually) kick her butt in b-ball.
So having a "really tall" daughter, you tend to steer her towards " tall girl" sports, like basketball, volleyball, things she could naturally excel at. You also tend to try to avoid things like being a horse jockey or a rhythmic gymnast because A. She will be too tall and B. Those sports are for those who are unable to catch, kick, or dribble a ball ( ie. My son).
So the average 50% 9 year old girl is 53 inches ...Now to me, those extra 5 inches my daughter has *almost* earned and maintained over her peers might as well be 2 feet. She seems THAT much taller and those oh so precious inches count in basketball. This year an opportunity presented itself for her to play on a 4th grade team, instead of playing with a bunch of 3rd grade girls that she was like 6 feet taller than anyways. I jumped at the chance thinking "GAWD, HOPEFULLY she'll be able to at least see eye to eye with like ONE other girl on her team and like NOT be so completely bored she could die..."
Yeah, so apparently there are some BIG changes between 3rd and 4th....just to name a few....
There are...
-real referees
-real penalties for
A. Fouls
B. Traveling
C. Double dribbling
-really crazy parents screaming things like "get your arms up!!" " Guard Your Man!" and " What are you BLIND Ref?"
-really, really tall girls. Like no I am serious. Dagny was taller than many of the girls. But she was very average on the court as far as size went. it waS creepy and a little unnerving to me the mom of the "tall girl" to be so completely out of my league.
Now I realize if you have a "tall girl" you sign her up for "tall girl" sports. And I thought I had a "tall girl" but OMG today when she was matched up with number 5 who was about 6-7 inches taller than her....well OMG I could just see the fear in her eyes....The same fear I felt...."Omg, who the hell is THAT? Doesn't she know who I am? I am Dagny, the tall girl, the queen of the court, the pool, the rink and the field...who the hell is this bitch towering 7 inches above ME? I think I need my mommy." She is so used to being the biggest bad ass, and today she met whole new team of peers that were bigger, faster, stronger and more than ready to put her tiny little white butt in it's place. And wow, were they ever schooled.
So yeah....Today was a rude awakening for Miss D and her short ass high horse....and maybe her mommy too.








